You know you've become Filipino when...

You wake up an hour before breakfast- 5:30am -without alarm clock.
You look forward to rice at every single meal.
You aren't really doing anything but are very busy and have time for nothing.
You don't sleep with your mosquito net.
You randomly burst out singing "Hey Jude".
You don't identify with the white TOURISTS who you might see on the beach.
You go rock climbing in slippers or barefoot.
You start calling flip-flips "slippers".
You can't eat without both a fork and a spoon simultaneously.
You drink coffee at every meal.
You can get more than half of the fish meat off the bone and into your stomach without consuming the bones.
You don't want to leave in a week because the past 8 have flown by all too quickly.